2bainzz:

We were grocery shopping and I asked my sister what I should have for lunch and she said “well your food is right there” and pointed to the dog food and I considered making her walk home

caseyanthonyofficial:

Choking on water is like being stabbed by your doctor like motherfucker you’re supposed to be keeping me alive

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa)